CAMP AS

One of my friend suggested we go camping after Christmas to get away for a few days. And all I could think of was But I haven't got a stitch to wear...

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Fashion house Phi has just been announced as closing. Erin Wasson is no doubt pissed as. Fashion houses are dropping faster than Hollywood celebrities these days.... inappropriate analogy?

Image via Jak&Jil

CRIMSON WAVE

Question of the hour. Why do I look like a crazed clown whenever I try to wear a red lip? I have tried every tone, brand, application technique but alas I look less sophisticated and chic and more a six year old who has raided their mums crusty old 80s make-up box. **Sigh**

YOUNG LOVE

French poet Arthur Rimbaud once said 'When you are seventeen you aren't really serious'. I beg to differ Monsieur Rimbaud, or at least I hope thats true for the above teen beauties. My heart skips a beat for tangled teen love stories. I may be well out of my teens now but I just want to hear stories of serious, dramatic, unrelenting, over-the-top, complicated, young love. Think La bande du Drugstore. If you haven't seen this movie yet. Do it. Now. Amazing, pretty, French teens discovering love for the first time. With pouts for days.

MUMMA MADS

 

Mads gets back to her I Tai roots for D&G. Looking hot mumma. Get back in the kitchen and bake me some pie...or should I say pizza. Love the cross, the leopard dress, slutty bra and fierce brow. Mouth open suits you M.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SANTA CLAUS AND TIGER WOODS...

He knows how to stop at three Hos! Yeah terrible I know. Just thought we all needed some Christmas cheer and I would jump on the Tiger bashing bandwagon.

Also gives me an excuse to put up Gaga's hot Christmas outfit. Love dressing to a theme and Gags does the antlers soo well.

DAMMIT EBAY

Perennially pooor and always wanting to buy new things. So in order to get new things I sell old things on the bay.

How annoyed am I though that I sold a whole bunch of Margiela not too long ago. Now that Martin himself has been confirmed as leaving the company. Your clothes sell for so much Martin, I'm sorry, couldn't help it

I know the company is going on without you but there is nothing like your influence.

Quick back on the bay.