KING KARL

Karl's voice sends me into a frenzy. 'You look into the mirror'.... whatever you say King Karl. You say jump, I say how high. And Lara, those legs. Legs that reach to my boobs. Please, please can I play around with Chanel products with Karl's insturctions. I wish.

LOHOT

Second post about Lindsay in less than two weeks. Obsessed much? I'm sorry but she is super pretty. She has the cutest nose ever (which is totally on my Christmas list) and I love her partied out, and rough as look she has going (whether it's on purpose or not).

How fitting that MUSE magazine feels the same way as I do. Lets dress her in next to nothing and put her in a threesome in all her cracked out glory. Yes, Yes, and Yes.

 

I'M HAVING A MOMENT

Long summer days, no makeup, sun bleached wavy locks. I want to be Patty Hansen in all her 70s glory.

I want to be a band-aid, I want full Jagger lips, I want to dance like noones watching and all the while..

wearing my new pants I bought today. 20 dolla! check out the amazing brocade,  paisley detailing, high waisted, slight flare that equals pure amazigness. Shame they are the opposite to a summer dream and in a size 12 and I'm an 8. But how 70s is a home sew anyway? Will get to work on these babies now - just keeping with the theme. 

HATE, HATE, HATE..LOVE

Queen Victoria. Love you and your constant heel wearing. But here. Jeeze. HATE the jeans, HATE the cap, HATE the belt, HATE the slides (how American of me) but omg LOVE the jumper. Love even more that it is tots an easy DIY, and a cheap one at that, and would look way cuter in a grey marle or black and much more oversized. Off to target. Thanks Vicky B.

STALKERAZZI

My favourite thing to do on a slow TV night - spend hours trawling theones2watch.com. Lame you say?  Can't help I'm obsessed with the beautiful people. What? Did you just say creepy?

CRUEL INTENTIONS

Saturday night. You know when you suddenly hit that point and you're like gotta go. Feet hurt, you have already had one drink too many and you want to beat the 3am change over. And you still have to wait like half an hour for a cab and by the time you get into that cab you are soo royally irritated and your feet hurt even more. This was me last night, despite wearing my favourite Margiela's that are usually really comfy and are by no means high.

And just as I was privately scolding myself for having one drink too many and what a waste of a day tomorrow would be when Placebo Every you Every me came on the radio. Flashes of Cruel Intentions and I had my day all planned out. Cult classic. And the outfits. Who can forget Joshua Jackson's cute little preppy numbers.

And this amazing black ensemble.

 It just never gets old, does it. Gossip Girl needs some lessons from the real Queen B's of the Upper East Side. xoxo.

AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD

Vogue Italia December 2009.  Cannot wait to get my filthy little paws on this issue, which is pokes fun at Twitpic.  Steven Meisel had the models photograph themselves.

Why don't my home shoot look this hot? Oh that's right I'm not a fierce bitch like Lara. Jealous much.